My Mom Calls It Bloomies

There's an episode of Friends where someone mentions Bloomingdale's and the random guest role says, "My mom calls it 'Bloomies.'" It's so stupid, but I laugh my ass off every time I hear it.

That line will pop into my head AT LEAST twice a week. Why? I don't know. That's fucking ADHD, dude. I think the only other person who might do this is my sister. Al, if you read this, do you still say this? Ok lemme know.

All bracelets are made with love and measure about 7" before being stretched out (that's what she said).